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TINY WHO? – Parody Tee (For Big Flyers Only) T-SHIRT
🔥 Product Description:
You ever hear some buzzin’ in the distance and think,
“Was that a mosquito?” Nah, just another tiny who?
Welcome to the louder, prouder, whoop-not-whoop era. This shirt is for pilots who like their loops big, their packs fresh, and their names not whispered softly into trademark lawyers' ears.
🌀 Key Features:
100% confusion-free cotton
Designed to rattle egos, not ducts
Comes preloaded with sarcasm and non-affiliation
Whether you're bleeding speed in your garage or just flexing at the field, this tee says:
“I fly what I want. I buy from who I trust. And I ain't afraid to question the hype.”
⚠️ Website Disclaimer:
Legal-ish Note: This shirt is a parody. Not affiliated, connected, sponsored, or approved by any tiny-named microdrone company.
If you’re confused, please land immediately and seek firmware therapy.
